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Happy Birthday! Take some risks today! Live on the edge!

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Happy Birthday! Take some risks today! Live on the edge!

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Inside: Put a wooden spoon in the dishwasher! Don’t read the instructions manual! Throw a wool sweater in the dryer! (It’s okay to start small.)

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Frank and Funny Birthday Card

Written by Greg Fideler

Printed in the USA with FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper

Each card is 4.25"W x 5.38"H

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Before you say something bad about someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

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I don't think of it as getting older.

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A new baby is a lot of work and a lot of responsibility. But it also comes with its rewards and privileges, and gives you a unique badge of honor:

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Okay, we're officially old.

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Happy birthday! And remember, there are still bigger things to come in your future.

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