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You're one year older.

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You're one year older.

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Inside: You're getting closer and closer to the age where a life sentence isn't really that big of a threat.

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Frank and Funny Birthday Card

Written by Spencer Dobson

Printed in the USA with FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper

Each card is 4.25"W x 5.38"H

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Our friendship is like a reclining chair.

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Remember the good old days when we dressed to impress?

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You are as rare as a unicorn, as unique as a sasquatch.

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Happy birthday! And remember, there are still bigger things to come in your future.

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I feel so bad that you feel so bad.

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